Tuesday, May 12, 2020

It MAY be cut short......

 Headlines are grim in today's paper after our restaurants were allowed to have people seat and eat INSIDE after trying patio dining for a few days. 

All the details about restrictions of only being able to use 50% of the available space and arranging tables (and bar stools?) so diners (and drinkers) were 6-feet apart were clearly publicized.

BUT, people grumbled that there were not enough bar stools and it took too long to sanitize tables, etc. before and after.

People! We were NOW allowed to leave our homes after more than two months of lockdown!! 

Go with the flow...follow the rules or we will be sentenced to house arrest again!

In my case, I live alone and have a brand new screen porch to sit out and enjoy..you may have kids underfoot, a spouse who is tired of one-on-one face-time and those dang pets are getting on your nerves! 

Maybe you FINALLY realize right now, only you can give yourself a haircut!

My dad tried giving us haircuts when I was growing up.

Literally, while reading the instructions that came with the electric clippers.

Fortunately for me, he gave it up after experimenting on my younger brother. Whew..that was a close one.

Hey, maybe get yourself a screen porch!

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